Dear Editor,
To traitor Trump’s psychotic supporters, if there’s a Hell below, then all of you misogynistic MAGA morons are going to go!
Y’all of course do know what “MAGA” stands for: “Making Attorneys Get Attorneys,” or “Making Abusing Girls Acceptable,” or “Morons Against Great Americans,” and the list of accurate acronyms for these asinine anti-American fascists goes on and on.
Just because the Republican Party is going to be on the receiving end of the most lopsided electoral loss since 2008 this November 5 does not give permission to inbred hillbilly insurrectionists to do anything at all but get on their cell phones and cry to their mommas about their crackpot conservative cult’s latest catastrophe of their own making. No one told you dingbat doofuses to nominate Trump the plump chump for a third time.
But chances are, even your mothers don’t give a damn about your complaints and grievances, you little right-wing racist “men.” Why is it that nearly every Trumptarded neo-Nazi terrorist that I come across these days in the far north of the great state of California is driving a giant oversized truck? It couldn’t possibly be because these weak, ineffective, impotent little Republican “men” are overcompensating for some personal shortcoming that they all have in common?
Tell us the truth, lovely ladies out there! Write a letter to this esteemed publication answering the following question: “Are the rumors of the demise of White supremacist manhood true?”
Perhaps former Fox “News” fascist Tucker Carlson was correct after all, but I seriously doubt that soaking your scrotum in infrared light like Carlson suggests is going to help any more than deranged Donald Trump’s infamously idiotic prescription for treating COVID-19 by injecting bleach into your lungs.
Jake Pickering
